Posted 17 minutes ago

(Source: direbones)

Posted 37 minutes ago

(Source: ch1no5)

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 3 hours ago

moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago
  1. computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
  2. me: shh it's ok
Posted 15 hours ago
ghdos:

Darrius. Focus, my N’. Don’t get sidetracked by them titties.

ghdos:

Darrius. Focus, my N’. Don’t get sidetracked by them titties.

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago
ryoko-assakura:

are you kidding me

ryoko-assakura:

are you kidding me

Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

ladypigeon:

JOHN. JOHN. JOHN? LOOK, JOHN!
YOU’RE NOT A SNAKE, AND I’M NOT AN OCELOT.
WE’RE MEN, WITH NAMES. ON COKE BOTTLES.
SERIOUSLY, JOHN.

JOHN? JOOOOHHHN?

I LOVE YOU

Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 20 hours ago